A classic from 2007. I'm not sure why I felt compelled to photograph this man, perhaps I somehow knew that several years later I would want to include him in a blog of badly dressed people. It certainly wasn't latent homosexuality. Anyway, along with Hawaiian shirts, socks with sandals and cowboy boots, Speedos are on the list of items that no man should ever wear. Furthermore, I question how this man's little legs support his upper body mass? He appears to defy all rules of engineering.