Sunday, June 09, 2013

Be afraid, be VERY afraid

This guy is inadvertently a genius if he thought that stretching those trunks up beyond his navel and close to his armpits would create a slimming effect. Yes, he is still a fat bastard but the attention is certainly now drawn toward his penis instead of his gut. Not I suspect how he thought it would work but it has created the desired effect. Very well done, Sir. 


Nearly as cute (or creepy) as matching body-warmer couple. We now have matching Bermuda shorts couple (?)


Once again the laws of engineering have been breached. I challenge anyone to find a more unfavourable (to the eye) Speedo to gut size ratio than is displayed below.