Socks with sandals... White socks at that. I cannot explain how much I wanted to punch him. This guy is my new nemesis.
Come on now, don't tell me that you seriously think the top and shorts go together? Even if he is somehow oblivious to this not insignificant issue then why did his partner not say anything? These are two fully-grown adults who can vote and presumably able to reproduce, the World is a scary and unsafe place indeed.