Trainers with anything other than trainer socks = wrong. Anything other than full-length trousers with shin-length socks = wrong. Pregnant man = wrong.
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An unforgivable display of vertical and horizontal stripes worn at the same time. It would only be a slightly worse crime if he is not related to the girl with whom he is holding hands.
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The clothing isn't horrendous but a bad look nonetheless. I'm just surprised nobody took the opportunity to park their bike.
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Could any two items of clothing match less?
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Yes, it is hot outside but you are in an air-conditioned building. For fuck sake put a top on and save the public from this horrific show of sparse body hair and t-shirt tan. Actually, with three of the chavviest brands known to man already on display, the odds on a fourth are very slim indeed. Perhaps best to stay as you are Sir, despite the fact you look like a massive bell-end.
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This is either a very old looking ten year-old or I've gone back in time to 1989 and acid house is in its prime again. Although I don't recall any audio device being small enough to fit in one's pocket in 1989 and for that matter I wouldn't have an iPhone with which to take this picture. I must therefore surmise that this guy just doesn't know how to dress, or he is indeed ten.
