Don't you just hate it when somebody turns up wearing the same outfit? Surely it must be 1,000 times worse when it's one's own partner? I wonder if they agreed to wear matching body-warmers (along with blue jeans, white top and cream boots) or if there was an almighty argument about who would wear theirs, with neither backing down.
No, it is not a 7 year-old girl. This was the mother of the child in the pram. I think her partner is saying "You're too close, I said 10 meters behind us if you're coming shopping dressed like that". I would not be surprised if she's wearing the same luminous orange braces as our Glasgow friend from a few days ago.
Oh yes, I found an all-blue Adidas man to go with all-red Adidas man. I'd like to think that they are friends. He's probably calling him now to decide what colour they should wear tomorrow.
The competition is quite simple, see how many different patterns and designs one can get into an outfit. It is the complete opposite look to the one our Adidas men are trying to achieve.