Any female dumb enough to buy and wear one of these ridiculous hat things will look exactly like the robot from Buck Rogers and we all know that it looked like a metallic walking penis.
I will inflict a serious amount of pain upon anyone whom I encounter wearing either of the two outfits below. It reminds me of the episode of 'The Inbetweeners' where Simon's girlfriend convinces him to buy the ridiculous outfit on the shop mannequin.
