Shiny happy people

This woman appears to have gone fully clothed through some kind of giant laminator. As with a solar eclipse, this woman should only be viewed using a pinhole projector otherwise severe damage to the eyes may occur.

Where to start??? Horizontal stripes will only highlight a pot-belly. Ballet pumps should never, ever be worn with socks. The orange hair clashes with both the green jacket and red top. The green jacket doesn't go with the red top in the first place. Wearing cheques and stripes at the same time is a huge faux pas. One should not attempt to dress forty to fifty years less than their age. In summary, this woman belongs in fashion prison.

This thing is obviously competing with the black dudes from London for most amount of patterns within a single outfit. Stuffing a burger into one's face in public is not a great look either.

Oh dear, words fail me

There is nothing wrong with a Lacoste jumper, but worn with tracksuit bottoms and running shoes? One of my pet hates, this guy clearly has no intention of going for a jog now or in the near future. Another of my pet hates, too many different brand logos on display.

Three things wrong here. First of all no male, over the age of 16, should wear a team sports top unless they are representing that team on the field of play. Secondly, pink shorts? I'm somewhat disappointed with this photo because it doesn't represent just how pink they were. Finally, flip-flops in the rain? He has long sleeves and two layers on his upper body, so it's not like he can claim it's because it's warm out. Also, there are no beaches in Cambridge that I am aware of.